Then the policeman found a boy who ate a large firework. He decided to let him off.

April 27, 2012, 6:16 p.m. by pad   1 like

Someone knicked the loo from the police station. The duty sergeant told me that he has nothing to go on.

May 9, 2012, 4:43 p.m. by pad   1 like

There was a theft at the pet shop. Police say that they have absolutely no leads.

May 15, 2012, 12:14 p.m. by pad   1 like

I got nicked for wearing no sleeves once- the policeman told me I was under a vest.

May 16, 2012, 7:47 p.m. by matt  

Most of the policemen I know live in Letsby Avenue.

May 9, 2012, 4:35 p.m. by pad  

I made the Pandas giggle in my static elecricity laboratory. I used my panda laugh generator.

April 10, 2012, 3:10 p.m. by pad   2 likes

There's an illness spreading quickly which makes you obese and have big black eyes, it's a real pandemic.

April 10, 2012, 11 p.m. by matt   1 like

Next, they'll be committing acts of pandalism.

April 10, 2012, 2:03 p.m. by bel__23   1 like

they were pandering to the crowd, was pandamonium really

April 7, 2012, 10:48 p.m. by matt   1 like

what are you china say?

April 10, 2012, 10:15 a.m. by matt   1 like

None of this is serious, we're just yolking around.

April 7, 2012, 2:26 p.m. by matt  

Ha ha, very bunny.

April 7, 2012, 4:18 p.m. by bel__23   1 like

Chick out this pun!

April 7, 2012, 4:27 p.m. by matt  

In Lewis, Glasgow & Greenock we call it Wester: "Westering home and a song in the air..." In Stranraer it's Sou'wester, and boy is that apt! So none of your Eastern bias please.

April 7, 2012, 9:20 p.m. by siabost9de   1 like

People think pandas are great, but I don't know what they're beijing this opinion on...

Dec. 23, 2011, 11:17 a.m. by matt   1 like

Genoa nother good pun?

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:34 p.m. by cmc   1 like

Going on a hockey tour to France. // Toulouse? // Hopefully not.

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:31 p.m. by cmc   1 like

Cairo'te that one on my twitter already!

Dec. 23, 2011, 11:35 a.m. by matt  

The traffic in South East China is so noisy, everyone is always hongkong their horns.

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:35 p.m. by matt  

Oh seven, i can really count on you!!

Dec. 20, 2011, 6:56 p.m. by puppies  

But he was just skirting her attention...

Sept. 6, 2011, 12:36 p.m. by tantrix  

There Asda be more puns for this thread...

Sept. 9, 2011, 11:24 a.m. by Gem   1 like

I could shop in german supermarkets aldi every day

Oct. 27, 2011, 8:59 p.m. by matt   1 like

Maybe we should all just put a Lidl effort in?

Dec. 10, 2011, 10:51 p.m. by BigBen1990  

i can harley wait

Aug. 14, 2011, 8:16 p.m. by elaine   1 like

Bikes are two-tired to speak...

Sept. 1, 2011, 1:09 p.m. by tantrix   1 like

You guys are on a roll, but some of your wordplay has pun-ctured my spirits...

Oct. 27, 2011, 9 p.m. by matt