Losing by 7 underpinned my failed bowling game.

Jan. 2, 2013, 8:40 p.m. by tim   1 like

Strikes me as bad luck

Jan. 2, 2013, 10:03 p.m. by matt  

Spare me the details...

Jan. 3, 2013, 5:29 p.m. by buffmatt   1 like

No. I lost to a girl, and it made me sick in the gut. Her ball was better quality.

Jan. 3, 2013, 9:04 p.m. by tim   1 like

Guess she was on a roll and you weren't on the ball

Jan. 8, 2013, 4:17 p.m. by matt  

Don't take cheese which is nacho cheese

Aug. 4, 2012, 4:42 p.m. by matt   1 like

Matt, sorry, La got beaten in chess. I swiss next time she'll win. I feel kinda blue.

Aug. 8, 2012, 1:04 p.m. by Raoukie   1 like

Those silly elements of fondue involve a large carload of kids, herbs and alcohol.

Aug. 14, 2012, 7:37 a.m. by jkllew  

The dwarf was much shorter without his Stilton.

Aug. 14, 2012, 7:32 a.m. by jkllew  

The room had to be air conditioned I Queso de ano board of directors could heat, and melt together.

Aug. 14, 2012, 7:28 a.m. by jkllew  

Then the policeman found a boy who ate a large firework. He decided to let him off.

April 27, 2012, 6:16 p.m. by pad   1 like

Someone knicked the loo from the police station. The duty sergeant told me that he has nothing to go on.

May 9, 2012, 4:43 p.m. by pad   1 like

There was a theft at the pet shop. Police say that they have absolutely no leads.

May 15, 2012, 12:14 p.m. by pad   1 like

I got nicked for wearing no sleeves once- the policeman told me I was under a vest.

May 16, 2012, 7:47 p.m. by matt   1 like

Our local policeman caught a boy drinking battery acid, so he charged him.

April 27, 2012, 6:15 p.m. by pad  

I made the Pandas giggle in my static elecricity laboratory. I used my panda laugh generator.

April 10, 2012, 3:10 p.m. by pad   2 likes

There's an illness spreading quickly which makes you obese and have big black eyes, it's a real pandemic.

April 10, 2012, 11 p.m. by matt   1 like

they were pandering to the crowd, was pandamonium really

April 7, 2012, 10:48 p.m. by matt   1 like

Next, they'll be committing acts of pandalism.

April 10, 2012, 2:03 p.m. by bel__23   1 like

what are you china say?

April 10, 2012, 10:15 a.m. by matt   1 like

None of this is serious, we're just yolking around.

April 7, 2012, 2:26 p.m. by matt   1 like

Ha ha, very bunny.

April 7, 2012, 4:18 p.m. by bel__23   1 like

Chick out this pun!

April 7, 2012, 4:27 p.m. by matt  

In Lewis, Glasgow & Greenock we call it Wester: "Westering home and a song in the air..." In Stranraer it's Sou'wester, and boy is that apt! So none of your Eastern bias please.

April 7, 2012, 9:20 p.m. by siabost9de   1 like

Genoa nother good pun?

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:34 p.m. by cmc   1 like

People think pandas are great, but I don't know what they're beijing this opinion on...

Dec. 23, 2011, 11:17 a.m. by matt   1 like

Going on a hockey tour to France. // Toulouse? // Hopefully not.

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:31 p.m. by cmc   1 like

The traffic in South East China is so noisy, everyone is always hongkong their horns.

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:35 p.m. by matt  

I'll need to send my brother some formicide, sounds like he's living in Antlanta.

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:56 p.m. by matt  

Oh seven, i can really count on you!!

Dec. 20, 2011, 6:56 p.m. by puppies  

I guess seven eight all the puns too.. except for yours and nine..

May 21, 2012, 7:17 a.m. by Raoukie  

Why is 8 scared of 7? Cuz 7 8 9!

July 8, 2012, 9:03 a.m. by Kksimas